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Wed Sep 12, 2007, 7:44 AM
Jesus Christ, I'm going to actually write a journal, I mean, Jesus, a journal, and, Christ, it's becuase I've been tagged ... Jesus Christ.
Now that I've used the lords name in vain to my satisfaction, I'll get to the point, I think I've been tagged by Jesus-*, specificaly he wrote,
"Fuckofftaggingotherpeople.
Nick Rockel has to do it, otherwise I don't care."
Well I felt damned special at that, so I'll give it shot.
Rules:
1.post these rules
2.each tagged person much send 8 random facts about themselves!
3.tags scould write a journal/blog of these facts
4.at the end of the post 8 more are tagged and named
5.Go to their page and tell them that they are tagged!

Right then:
1. I understood very little of Jesus's journal
2. *see? Appropiate blasphemy. Almost.
3. I very much like apple pie,
4. and stawberries.
5. Eight of these? Really? I'm struggling.
6. I don't like excessive exclamation marks!!!!!
7. See, irritating isn't it? Who am I kidding? You don't give a shit.
8. I considered lying on this.

I don't know eight people to irritate, so I'm tagging Da4n. Tough luck. By the way, I'm sure your name doesn't have a 4 in it. Come to think of it I'm sure Jesus- isn't his birth name either. Hang about, I'm not called Colin at all, and I'm not amazing! Revelations all round eh?
On that theme I think Miss Vex actually might be a pirate, I couldn't say.
This is all have to say on the subject so I'll leave it there.
See you later kiddies!

  • Mood: Shocked
  • Listening to: Abdulla Ibrahim
  • Reading: These words.
  • Watching: The computer monitor, obviously.
  • Playing: Nothng; I'm writing this.
  • Eating: A sandwich
  • Drinking: Tea

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:iconjesus-:
I just read this again, and it's still my favourite contribution to the literary year of 2007. And 2006.

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Oh that? That's because I'm.. Kira
[link]
:iconthe-amazing-colin:
I should send it to the publishers.

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If I'm completely honest - I don't know anyone called colin.
:iconjesus-:
You're sick though???

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Oh that? That's because I'm.. Kira
[link]
:iconthe-amazing-colin:
I'm not sick, and why would that stop me sending anything to a publishers?
I could e-mail it.

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If I'm completely honest - I don't know anyone called colin.
:iconjesus-:
Amazingly Sick.

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Oh that? That's because I'm.. Kira
[link]
:iconthe-amazing-colin:
Oh.

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If I'm completely honest - I don't know anyone called colin.
:iconvex-the-pirate:
I don't know why, but when i read this in my mind it was Bill Oddy talking ...:thumbsup:

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Hurrr
:iconthe-amazing-colin:
I does sound good from the Goody, and I'm very pleased to have that effect.

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If I'm completely honest - I don't know anyone called colin.
:iconvex-the-pirate:
Today when i left my house i saw you zoom past on your bike. It's awesome when you do that 8D

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Hurrr
:iconthe-amazing-colin:
'Fraid that wasn't me - you saw me on the only day that I didn't ride my bike all term. In fact I took the train all the way to Waterloo and back, which was silly. And a waste of five quid.

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If I'm completely honest - I don't know anyone called colin.

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